My friend, nothing exists here. Some would call this a “404” error.
Please, do not be afraid. You are not alone.
I’ll guide you out of here.
Click here. That is your path out of here.
If you find yourself here again, I will be here for you.
As this is my sole purpose in life.
I guide souls to a salvation I cannot attain.
Good luck, my friend.
Let misfortune always chase you but never catch up.